Ding Dong

On arriving home, when Billy Idle chose, rather than to open the door with his key and enter their abode in an adult fashion, to ring the doorbell repeatedly in a frenzied manner until Gobby dropped what she was doing and rushed to admit him, she did remark,

"Why would I not get away with being that annoying?" 

And was not entirely placated wit the curt reply of:

"Because, with me, it's unusual."

Domination

Gobby, Billy Idle and Rupert exchanged evilly knowing glances as their plans for world domination came one step closer...

Hunter Gatherer

Gobby should not have exercised any concern over Billy Idle's abilities to survive when she returned home much later than expected one evening.

It was, in fact, good to see that the innate 'Hunter-Gatherer' instincts had kicked in.

Tea Party

Deep down the Regulars knew they would be safe going round to Hamish's for a cup of tea and they were welcome.

It just didn't always feel like that when he brewed up.

Travel in Style

Patiently waiting for that rarely seen phenomenon in the Shire, a bus, Gobby wasn't convinced, despite their claims to have entered the digital age that, should she text the code indicated, she would actually receive the desired information.

Smooth or Crunchy?

As Gobby studied the supermarket shelves intently preparing to purchase an unfamiliar item she realised, as said intended item was allegedly the optimum rat trap bait and to be purchased therefore, she really was overthinking when deciding on smooth or crunchy.

Smooth or Crunchy

Back to the Future

If you ignore being middle aged, 6' tall, overweight and balding then Michael J. Fox could be in the room.