Whale Wars

Gobby was somewhat terrified by Hellrunner's arrival bearing gifts wondering when the latest pod was likely to hit the Shire and if we were at war with Japan.

On clarification she was, however, eternally grateful that her compost would soon be turned to perfection.

The Rovers Return

The Regulars could have found themselves highly confused and believing themselves to be in the wrong drinking establishment until the full chain of events unfurled.

On hearing that Mad Logman, ex beau of the Landlady, had had to be forcibly removed from his car by the constabulary on dog-napping charges, before said animal could be returned to its rightful abode, they began to understand the appropriate pseudonym.