Sporting Legends

When Lord Coe and the government declared their hopes that the Olympics and Paralympics would inspire the nation to take up sport and exercise Gobby was, nevertheless, pretty sure the following was a far cry from what they had in mind:

The Grim Reality

Barely a day goes by where Gobby does not thank her lucky stars to no longer be working in education. 

Especially in Grimsby.

Watershed

Gobby was hugely grateful to the Regulars who kept her garden watered and plants from death while she and Billy went to worship at the altar of the Ice Road Truckers.

Both to Spudgirl for her diligence and efficiency and specific reporting on the proceedings.

And to the 'other helpful waterer' for the following:

PS - Have done my best to piddle on most plants and now have a bit of a rash from the plants more than 24 inches tall (think about it). Had a dizzy spell last night squeezing to wet the fruit bushes on the fence line. Watch your bottom and bits on the nettles.

PPS - Can you keep an eye open for a pair of missing pants, all removed for the piddle watering, a little silk thong with a picture of Susan Boyle on the front.