Washing Tablets

Not some type of advertising for domestic cleaning products as you may have imagined...

Should anyone remember Billy Idle's awakening some time ago that you can't 'rinse chips' this week's salutary jelly and lunchbox related incident has now taught him that you can't - 'wash tablets'.

Gobby did toy with the idea of just taking the lot together in the form of a paste just 'for fun' but realised that was a foolish suggestion as Billy was most likely stupid enough to try. 

Into the Unknown

Whilst crossing the Pennines was often viewed as a leap of faith and a trip into the unknown, Gobby couldn't help feeling it wasn't quite going to be the odyssey Route Planner was alleging.

Mr Motivator

Gobby was delighted to find a new motivational poster especially suited to Billy Idle.

Anyone for...

It would seem Gobby no longer had to wonder as to what Billy Idle's surprise new Mancave toy was going to be...

Wish You Were Here?

The Regulars couldn't deny, from the nature of the message, that the proprietors of a certain local establishment were probably in need of some respite.

They just hoped they had taken plenty of cream with them.