Masterless

With the long-awaited return of their entertainment of choice Gobby was delighted to see how the many series they had watched previously had improved Billy Idle's culinary knowledge.

That was until reference to a certain vegetable,

"Like big green matches that make your piss stink."

Answers on a postcard and perhaps not quite ready to put himself  forward as a future series winner.

Be afraid, be very afraid...

Snackered

As Gobby continued to brave the insurmountable challenge of educating Billy Idle in their new target area of 'portion control' she felt she had made some headway in his understanding of the need to avoid pre-dinner and post-dinner snacks.

She soon realised, however, the true immensity of his utter lack of understanding on needing to explain that,

"No, you can have a 'through-dinner' snack because a 'through-dinner' snack essentially constitutes:

DINNER."

Daydream Believer

During a regular distraction from work Spudgirl could only dream of her forthcoming holiday to make it through the daily toil.

Sign of the Times

With regard to recent events and the gradual demise of the Regulars one by one, all but the most stony-hearted could not fail to wince at the Darklord's disturbing new suggestion for the Local.

The Wait is Over

Gobby mused that, only in the Shire, would one become so excited on receiving the following text from a friend:

"Saw the farmer planting potatoes today,

so,

 I GUESS IT'S TIME!"