A Touch Too Much

On selecting an outfit and observing Gobby's raised eyebrows, Billy Idle realised that maybe no sentence should start with the phrase:


"Have a look at my T-shirt  and tell me if there is too much bolognaise down the front..."

Raising the Roof

Utterly exasperated by Tattoo's many shed-related mishaps Jordan declared:

"When we get a new shed we're having it built 7 foot high so he doesn't bang his head.

Not wishing to offend, but aware of the current price of wood on the open market, the Regulars took a good look at Tattoo's statuesque frame and suggested:

"Why don't you just make it 5 foot?"

No No No November

Gobby could only sigh as she imagined Billy idle's impending mood swings during his self-imposed:

NOBACONVEMBER

Moral Fibre

Always prepared to pander to Billy Idle's every whim, not to mention scared of the consequences should this particular matter not be addressed, Gobby was only too pleased to fulfil Billy's urgent demands for 'more fibre'.

And, as ever, the Gods of Heron Foods had been listening to the tune of 3 packs for £1.20.

Although, judging by the stock levels and price point, she couldn't help feeling that Danone may have come to rue their money back guarantee.

Train the Trainer

Not wishing to brag about her intellectual ability, Gobby could not help feeling, however, a degree of smugness at how well she was doing on the compulsory training modules at work.

Especially taking into consideration the degree of complexity involved.