A New Leaf

Gobby hoped and prayed that, with his new purchase of a Wii fit, Billy Idle might finally be seeing the error of his slothful ways and making amends.

After a ceremonious unpacking, not wishing to interrupt such a momentous occasion she left Billy to "feel the burn."

Returning some time later armed with isotonic sports drinks, halved oranges and Deep Heat, Gobby was slightly under awed by Billy's levels of exertion though, notwithstanding, presumed this could be construed as a start.