Sport Billy

Whilst watching the coverage of the Olympic gymnastics, (from his bed), Billy Idle was outwardly unimpressed by the record-breaking efforts of the Chinese gymnasts, commenting that he felt this was a discipline in which he could really show the world how it was done.

Remaining unphased by the quizzical glances he received in response to this declaration he went on to explain and exemplify his stance pointing out:

• He was regularly seen on his way to the Volts
• Whilst there his performance at the bar was always noteworthy
• Surely nobody could fail to notice his rings
• And he regularly ended up giving a fine performance on the floor.

No mention of him on the horse, though.

Bet the horse was relieved.