Saturday 14 February 2009

Dark Day

The Regulars noticed the Dark Lord appeared even darker than usual as he was seen lurking in the shadows of Barton on Valentine's Day. The reason for this soon became clear:

"My choice of Valentine present for The Dark Lady has caused a major disappointment here at Gothic Towers.

After considerable time (and some help from the shop assistant) I chose a bag and belt set for The Dark Lady's romantic gift.

Apparently this was not a suitable choice and she has returned it to the shop for a refund.
It appears that I have made an error in judgement:






The bag and belt set which I chose was for a Hoover, but we have a Dyson."

The Dark Lord
(The only Goth in the village)


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