Excess

Revelling in the array of guest ales on offer down the Local, Ol' Blue Eyes declared he had been on some particularly good 5.2% the other night.  As the rest of the Regulars enquired as to what this might have been they were not overly surprised to hear he,

"Simply couldn't recall."

In a similar vein, after being unable to join the Regulars one evening due to an impromptu and somewhat messy afternoon session, Gobby apologised for this absence trying to explain this away in that she had,


"Only had one piece of toast."

Ol' Blue Eyes did then see fit to point out,


"It might not have been that that did it but something to do with the 6 pints of bitter on top."