Hamming it up.

As an aid to guide Billy, should she ever dare to engage him in a similar pursuit again, Gobby devised a new and fun game to help him with family budgeting and to prevent him from being further raped by the supermarket giants.

To avoid any hideous confusion as on the last (probably last ever in his life) grocery shopping excursion in which she employed Billy, Gobby decided to keep the name, object and rules of the game as simple as possible (plus using the chickens as both an additional guide to size and price) entitling this:



HOW MUCH IS THE HAM???!!

And, should he still need a clue, he could always press the handy HINT button which would further assist him in avoiding any previously experienced purchasing errors by helpfully adding:




DO YOU REALLY THINK IT IS GOING TO BE 4 ****ING POUNDS!!!