Tuesday 15 May 2012

Window of Opportunity

As the plus-four element of the Regulars stupefied the others with yet another repeated tale from the ghost of golfing holidays past with this particular anecdote from Tattoo:

"The last time we went to Funky Gorilla they had those Sioux Indians with pan pipes!  "And when we went back the next year they were still there!"

Gobby rolled her eyes at a distinct lack of cultural understanding and Ol' Blue Eyes helpfully added,

"Maybe they had a reservation."

















Jordan concluded, against her better judgement that it might be time for them to take another trip, if only to provide a new chapter of tedious stories.  Gobby added, however, that as they had ignored the fact that Billy Idle's migratory sister had spent the last year living on a golf course but had now moved on so they had, effectively, missed their window.

To which Billy added, this was unexpected as,

"I don't usually miss many windows when I'm golfing."






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