Snackered

As Gobby continued to brave the insurmountable challenge of educating Billy Idle in their new target area of 'portion control' she felt she had made some headway in his understanding of the need to avoid pre-dinner and post-dinner snacks.

She soon realised, however, the true immensity of his utter lack of understanding on needing to explain that,

"No, you can have a 'through-dinner' snack because a 'through-dinner' snack essentially constitutes:

DINNER."