Wednesday 19 December 2018

Power to the Potato!

As Gobby came home after a 12 hour shift she wasn't best pleased to hear there had been a potato-related incident in the microwave.














So much so that, when Billy Idle suggested that maybe the best line of attack would be to 'let it all go hard then scrape it off', the look on her face alone must have been enough to spur him into cleaning action.

Her smug joy was short-lived however when Billy, scourer in hand declared, 'There's a lot more stuck on here than originated with my one potato'.

And her protestations of. 'I clean that regularly!' were further met with,

'Don't give me regularly; give me THOROUGHlY!'

Such assertions are ritualistically met by Gobby running away at speed yelling, 'TROPHY WIFE!!'

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