Monday 7 January 2008

A New Year beckons in The Potato Shire

The Regulars, with unerring predictability greeted yet another new year down The Local (although, thankfully this year the only 'balls' of note were Billy's 'Great Balls of Fire' (and he says he's not ginger!) that he chose to sing about rather than previous years when Robbin' Get and Tattoo's plums have been frighteningly visible.)

So, what excitement and frenzied activity could 2008 bring to The Regulars at the cutting edge of society?



Will Spudgirl find the executive position of her dreams in one of her 'brief moments between potatoes'?

How many positions of employment can Hamish jeopardise due to the unpredictibility of his Tourette's outbursts?

Will Gobby convince Billy Idle of the error of his misguided claim and that, in fact "a Belly IS just for Christmas and NOT for life"?

Will Rick Francis and Pocahonantas be able to regain custody of their marital home from the giant toy box patrolled by jeeps under Zig & Zag's control that it has become since that fated Christmas morn?

Will Tattoo ever grow that elusive ponytail?



All will, as ever, only be revealed on the pages of BARTON LIVES...

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