Hamish's Retreat

With one of their members noticeably absent at the weekend The Regulars mused over Hamish's rehab progress at his special retreat which, to spare his feelings, they pretend to believe actually is 'Butlins' (see June 2007: Quick Learner).

They were all pleased to receive communication from him of the success of his most recent spell at 'Butlins':



"Hi folks, got back from 'Butlins' o.k. Great bands, loads of beer, only one attack of tourettes and great views from accommodation?"

At which Tattoo was only too pleased to praise Hamish on his progress and encourage further development,


"Obviously cut the branches off the tree, to stop you climbing up to look in the opposite bedroom window. "

"You perv."



Thankfully Hamish never goes on a weekend to 'Butlins' without taking suitable precautions should he 'get lucky' reassuring the rest of The Regulars,

"Didn't work, I had binoculars!"