Saturday 31 January 2009

Slim Pickings

With Jordan away for a few days Tattoo was forced to fend for himself as best he could.

Having found a tasty morsel in the depths of the freezer he hungrily tucked into a ready- meal for one.

Only afterwards did he realise he had inadvertently consumed one of Jordan's closely guarded Weightwatcher Special Meals and would now face the ensuing wrath on her return.

Aghast down the Local as he admitted his crime, Ol' Blue Eyes imparted some words of comfort for Tattoo informing him that he was now so slim she would never even see him.

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