Sticky Situation 2009

One night down the Local it seemed that Billy Idle could keep his perversions and undesirable tendencies a secret no longer making a somewhat emotional confession that he secretly adored the unseemly practice of:





LICKING ENVELOPES.

Tubthumper came to his aid during the ensuing stunned discomfort amongst the Regulars with yet another of the fascinating 'Tales from the Rubber Plant' announcing that this were nowhere near as deviant as appearances first suggested as, one of the major components of his own particular envelope glue brew was, in fact, potato starch.

At the mention of her favourite tuber Spudgirl became highly animated and immediately fascinated by her husband's contribution.

Moreover, as the Regulars were keen to point out,

"They had to be something somewhere that they had in common".




*For previous 'Sticky Situations' see:
April 2008 Yet another Sticky Situation
and
October 2007 A Sticky situation