Monday 18 May 2009

Overbearing

Having finally recovered from the ridicule of the Regulars for his 'Dragon's Den' moment of the 'modified steering wheel for the blind' Billy Idle realised a trip to the opticians was long overdue and Gobby set about booking him in.

Unsure as to the exact whereabouts, Gobby felt reassured that Billy would be able to navigate himself there successfully when the more than helpful receptionist asked if he 'knew where the big McDonalds was'. Alarm bells started to ring on the following direction of diagonally opposite next to Greggs and, as the final coordinates of between there and Starbucks came to light, Gobby implored her to stop that the last thing one of Billy's metabolic rate required was 3 junk food points of triangulation.

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