Unbelievable Flying Objects

On returning to the Local after Barton Beer Festival the Regulars refused to give any credence to the accounts of some of their number, particularly those who had consumed their bodyweight in ale, of the mysterious lights and visions they claimed to have seen whilst taking some particularly unfresh air out the back of the Local.

The fact that Tattoo, of the spectacular eyesight and aftermath of his 'special lager' was particularly vociferous in his 'sighting' did little to sway the rest of the Regulars' stoic scepticism.

However, it became all too apparent the following day that the Regulars had, categorically, been overly hasty in their dismissal of such sightings when Spudgirl and Tubthumper were rendered incredulous at the unbelievably plausible invasion of the skies above their street.