Sunday 21 March 2010

Bottle Shock

After a hard day's slog decorating their new house, Rupert Kidnapper and Manic Miner tentatively enjoy a glass of explosive wine from Tubthumper's home brewery.












When Gobby pointed out that her stock had opened with no trace of volatility Manic Miner pointed out:

"The apple wine opens beautifully when requested. However, it tends to open on its own when least expected with spectacular results."

On hearing that said results has resulted in a kitchen complete with traumatised dog dripping in explosive residue Spudgirl was beside herself in seeking appropriate words of grovelling apology urging Tubthumper to assist her in calming the (somewhat sticky) waters.

Tubthumper ever supportive of his wife and a master of rational debate helpfully added,




"Did they like it?"

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