Monday 22 March 2010

Visitation

As a protest against the recent slur on Orange Woman's upstanding teutonic character, Gobby was compelled to quote the following reply:

"Orange woman would like to reassure all residents of the back of beyond place that is Barton that she indeed has every intention of gracing the local hostelry (where, apparently, you all reside 24/7) with her presence before the days grow shorter again.

She is currently receiving therapy to prepare her for the trip."



This feeling was possibly exacerbated on her finding that the following web forum question had remained unanswered for 3 years:








Leading her to believe:

"the fact that no-one has answered the post heightens my fears that Billy is right….no-one ever leaves Barton alive……."


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